Entries Tagged as 'Funny'

And people say Twitter is helpful….

People say that Twitter is great for getting help….

well I posted this

“help twitter… mrs wolfcat is holding my new 2xteleconverter ransom … she won’t release it until more chores are done”

below are the replies…

( The names have been deleted to protect the innocent )

Female: one is free to throw oneself on ones own sword, [howls with laughter :0))]
Male: if she breaks the teleconverter, you’ll have to buy a new, high-res D4 / D800 and crop :)
Male: 2 options comply or dare, comply you’re done. Dare she’ll break everything you care about until you’re done are we clear yet?
Female: Well do the chores then! #UsGirlsStickTogether
Female: no mercy, dude, no mercy
Male:
you’re on your own mate :/
Female: well then, you’d better hurry up and finish up those chores…
Male: Definitely by the short and curlies ;)
Male:  We have a policy of not negotiating with terrorists.

To be honest the not “not negotiating with terrorists” is about the most useful…

anyway I must get on and back to my chores…  review of the teleconverter will have to wait.

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Update – the next morning…

I was finally told the secret hiding location… in typical Mrs Wolfcat fashion it was in plain sight all along..

 

Yes... the lens can get bigger...

… Next step the D800…..

McDonalds introduce IQ test in Job advertising…

well either that or the company tasked with making the banners screwed up.

Personally, I’ll go with the later.

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Funny thing about web addresses, is that they need a full domain name.  Not sure when that rule was introduced… oh wait when the internet was invented…

Still, at least browsers are getting smarter…  IE9 bounced me to Google as the search engine for the result..  Firefox sent me to the US McDonalds careers page….

( This was the McDonalds on North Road, Ormond )

The real reason track maintaince is so slow in Victoria

This video speaks for itself…

Metro really shouldn’t have outsourced track maintenance to birds…

Gardenvale Train Station, Melbourne

Top 10 Rickrolls….

    In no particular order.

    1. Apple have released a new product
    2. Microsoft Security Hole
    3. Flash for the Iphone
    4. Famous Person does something stupid
    5. Silly Joke about breaking news
    6. Twitter release something
    7. Facebook release something
    8. Google release something
    9. April Fools
    10. 4chan do something

    My #730spill #730report t-shirt proves controversial….

    Well I never….

    When I set out to make a t-shirt about the changing of the guard in #730reportland, I never figured it would be controversial. I’ve had more comments about it on twitter than any other t-shirt.

    People have criticised me for who I have left off and the order they people were put in. The order is random by the way, just the way I looked peoples names up and nothing more.

    Names put to me include ( in no particular order ) Me ( and no I didn’t nominate myself), Barrie Cassidy, Monica Attard, B1 and B2, Big Ted, @firstdogonmoon, David Speers, Chris Lilley, Johnathan Holmes, Laurie Oakes, Mark Colvin, Steve Cannane and Eleanor Hall, just to name a few.

    If I sell a couple more… and get some more names… I might be forced to make a senate ballot paper.

    So go buy the t-shirt, hoodie or long sleeve… and leave a comment.

    Participating in Democracy and #qanda isn't bad! (Are you listening Lawrence)

    my #qanda tweet makes The AgeWow, I’ve really made it.  One of my tweets made page 8 of The Age (31/72010).  Pity I haven’t brought the paper in years and it was a friend (with a free copy) who found my name in it.

    First point, and really it is so small as to be trivial, The article reads “But worse has followed. On ABC TV’s Q&A political panel The Worm was replaced by a series of idiot remarks from the Twitterverse and began less than a minute are the panel was introduced.” Pity really that Monday 26 April was the first episode of Q and A to have live tweets,  so I wouldn’t infer that this is brand new.  So I am going to draw the conclusion that Lawrence Money is not a regular Q and A watcher.

    Great panel” was the pointless first tweet from emilybweeb.”

    Sure, it may have been pointless, but why is her opinion any less valuable than anyone else’s.  She may have genuinely thought it was a great panel, why is she not allowed to have and yet more importantly share this view.

    On the Q and A Website they state..  “Q&A is about encouraging people to engage with politics and society.” But Lawrence seems to be of the opinion that if it is not funny or relevant to him, it should be derided.

    …  “ A minute later came wolfcat: “Based on last night’s debate has anyone woken up yet?” Hilarious, huh?”

    The Panel was taking about the debate and how boring it was… so yes it was funny.  Why was it funny, because it was in context and timely.  But I guess when you are writing a static column a week after the event you’re going to miss the joke.  (Don’t worry I am laughing at you now if it is any consolation)

    Well see this is the thing, like the worm, the tweets are a sentiment tracker, but unlike the worm tweets add context and meaning as well.

    “and this from unsongsongs:” Obviously the cut backs in The Age mean that they can no longer afford proof readers, the username is @unsungsongs.  (Hint for your style guide as well. You should refer to users including the @ symbol)

    By the end of the evening that episode of #QandA 14,492 Tweets from 2,941 contributors.  (Source: @tweeveetv), so it is an active community trying to participate in democracy.

    Also it is not the first time the ABC has had tweets on live TV, that honour goes to News Breakfast, which has been doing them (off and on) for the last two years.  But hey, never let the facts get in the way of a rant. Nor should we look at places like Current TV who ran live moderated tweets during the Obama campaign debates.

    Now of course, social media isn’t for everyone. Nor is it the solution to all the world’s problems, but it is a tool, (yes even sometimes tools use it), but it is a tool never the less.

    Times have changed and Twitter and other Social Media platforms give people a chance to interact across the country and often the world in real time when talking about serious issues or even trivial ones.  Both issues are what makes us, us.  Not everyone is highbrow all the time, nor are we serious all the time.  Even when it comes to serious issues a joke can be a way of breaking through the static of disinformation and disinterest.  Perhaps if more people interacted this campaign wouldn’t be so dull after all.

    i've worked out why Apple fanboys line up… they don't like spoilers…

    the Itouch multitouch t-shirtSomething I have always wondered why people line up for a piece of technology.  And line up for days and nights in the rain and sleet just to get their hands on a new piece of technology…  Something that will still be around a week later.

    Well yesterday I went out and brought a copy of After America, the new book by John Birmingham.. Why did I buy it the day it came out, so I can read it before anyone tells me the ending.  The same with why I have seen some movies on the day they came out.  Thinking about Starwars Ep 1 which I did see opening night gave me my answer.

    The movie was crap, and full of problems.  Now that the iphone4 is out and people are complaining about things like it dropping calls when you hold it.

    So the fanboys are rushing out to buy a piece of tech before the spoilers come.

    ……………
    Update…

    This video from Futurama kind of covers it really….

     

    [ video via Engadget]

    Free Bill Posters

    I have always thought that “Bill Posters Prosecuted” was wrong!

    Now it is time to take a stand Australia and get the government to free him…..

    New Comparison of the iPad

    There are a lot of lists comparing the iPad to various devices…  including a rock…

    I’ve gone with its name sake.

    (and if some one has already done this.. sorry but I hadn’t seen it so I wasn’t coping you honestly)

    WTF – I know things are going to be bad with money this year but…

    Best of 09 but it is only jan

    Ok.  quick what the fuck moment.

    I stopped at the local Woolworths to get a couple of things that the local IGA didn’t have and could not help but notice all the advertising for their new credit card.

    Fine big deal…   no story here… bar this little fact…

    The big gold star, at the bottom.. the one that says award and oh aren’t we important.  The one that says they have the most innovative product of 09… in January.  Seriously… they writers of Money Magazine must know that things are going to be so bad this year… that this crappy credit card from Woolworths is the best we are going to get.

    Well must be game over for the financial industry after all.